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Shame makes monsters of us all.

Who knows her secret?
Only the trees...

WELCOME TO BUCKEYBURG!
You'll want to stay!
(Because you can't leave...)

He sees a goddess.
She just sees a new recruit.

Her unique power is secret…
But she just got framed for murder.
Can Summer use her psychic gift to catch the real killer in time?

Her unique power is secret…
But her new boyfriend might be a killer.
Can Summer use her psychic gift to find the true killer in time?

Her unique power is secret…
But her best friend is accused of murder.
Can Summer use her psychic gift to save her friend in time?

Can Summer rescue her new boyfriend Cade from a secret prison for fellow psychics?
Only if she catches the real killer in time...

This detective feels your pain. For real.
A glider crashes in the Blue Ridge mountains. The cops call it an accident.
But Mark knows it was murder. He felt it.

He can feel other people's emotions.
And murderers feel super bad.

Detective Mark Falcon feels other people's emotions. Whether he wants to or not.
Even at Thanksgiving...

He doesn't even know he's an empath.
Until he feels the murder...

An Internet gazillionaire hides a desperate secret.
Also, his dolphin's missing.
And his only hope (and yours) is a zany crew of oddball bloggers.

It's the tale of Snow White as you’ve never heard it before!
Also The Frog Prince, Little Red Riding Hood, Rumpelstiltskin and more…
… all entwined into one hilarious comedy.

If you love screwball comedies with zany characters, glittering one-liners, and a greater quantity of philosophical hijinks than really ought to be legal, this is one date you won’t want to miss.

How do you win the game…
…when the queen makes all the rules?
Can Brian and his friends take back the playground from the tyranny of Queen Agatha?

Comedy.
Love.
More Comedy.
Kind of what you'd expect from a Bill Alive collection...

Comedies.
Science Fiction.
Unrequited Love.
You'll get them all, in this fun little selection of stories that kicks off my new series of annual collections.

If you love short, zany humor pieces, irreverent yet affectionate spoofs, and the kind of sketch comedy you might see on Saturday Night Live! or (once upon a time) The Muppet Show, you won’t want to miss DON’T DANCE ON THE LOBSTERS!

If you love short, zany humor pieces, unreliable narrators, and a reliable stream of jokes so dumb you have to laugh out loud, don't miss DON'T NAME YOUR BABY!

If you love silly news satire with bizarre characters, gleefully incoherent asides, and a high, holy hatred of marketing in all its forms, this is one collection you won't want to miss.

Sometimes, you just want to read some silly little stories.
Escape. Relax. Maybe even laugh.
Perhaps these five short tales may offer the solace you seek...

The Sofa King… really?
What kind of a story collection is this?
Judge for yourself, Gentle Reader. Five tales await you, should you be so brave.

Feel like really doubting your existence? Or rejecting free will?
Sure, go for it, why not?
What could possibly go wrong...

Love can be silly.
Get five hilarious short comedy pieces featuring star-crossed lovers in True Like, wandering innocent college DJs wanted by the European police, and other zany adventures.
Also, I wrote them in high school...

How far would you go for love?
Five sweet (but intense) stories of love and relationships.
Also, I wrote them in high school...

Will time travel save us all?
Ha. These people will be lucky just to survive...

Three Books.
Three Series.
At Least Three Laughs.

Three complete books of delightful comedies.
A fractured fairy tale … delusional philosophers … star-crossed lovers whose happiness hinges on some very unusual coffee beans …
and so much more ...

One huge bundle, three complete books of festive parodies, silly news satires, and other minor literary crimes.

Three complete books of marvelous short stories!
One great deal.
And with all that these tales have to offer... a Brave Little Mailman, a Sofa King, high school love stories, and so much more... you've got zero reasons to pass this up.

This three-book OMNIBUS includes three complete Mark Falcon mystery novels: Murder Feels Awful, Murder Feels Bad, and Murder Feels Crazy. Enjoy!

This three-book OMNIBUS includes the first three complete novels in the Wonder Springs Mystery Series: Murder With a Psychic Touch, Murder With a Psychic Zap, and Murder With a Psychic Kiss.

Two fun-loving college DJs.
One relentless cop.
And a huge misunderstanding...

The mail must go through.
Crocodiles or not...

He loves her. She knows.
So does her awesome boyfriend...

What happens next when love doesn't conquer all?

True Like conquers all.
Maybe.

Sometimes, you just can't look away.

Uh oh. She knows.
Every man's worst secret...

Sure, they're engaged.
But that doesn't mean she actually likes him.

She'll never forget this anniversary.
Because this time, he really messed up...

If only she could find a sweet, loving, totally loaded rich dude who DIDN'T look SUPER old... oh, wait...

Some stories are better left unread...

What if we'd gotten time travel instead of the Internet?

Teleports are finally on sale...

She's always hated it.
But now it's gone. Stolen.
The most hideous vase in the world.