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New Release! 'Elves' Rob Shoe Store (And More Silly News Satire From The Fabricated Press)

If you love silly news satire with bizarre characters, gleefully incoherent asides, and a high, holy hatred of marketing in all its forms, this is one collection you won’t want to miss.

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What else can you even buy with a dollar anymore?

New Release! The Brave Little Mailman (And Other Stories)

If you love goofy (yet earnest) characters, zany situations, and the occasional (okay, frequent) sweet romance along the way, this fun collection is the gem you’ve been hunting for.

New Release! The Sofa King (And Other Stories)

If you’ve a taste for odd characters with bizarre enthusiasms, ridiculous situations, and bemused bystanders, you’ve plucked the right volume from the shelf.

New Release! Can Someone Who Knows They Exist Go Call the Police?

If you love screwball comedies with zany characters, glittering one-liners, and a greater quantity of philosophical hijinks than really ought to be legal, this is one date you won’t want to miss.

TWO New Releases! A Tale of True Like AND Five Philosophy Comedies!

Fairy tale mash-ups, bonkers philosophers, and the weirdest first date EVER…