[Bill Alive]

Bill Alive

Hi! Do you love mysteries that make you laugh?

I’m Bill Alive, and I write your kind of story. Smart detectives and zany characters in mysterious small towns that you just might grow to love.

But I write in other genres too, including humor, science fiction, fantasy, love stories, even kids’ books! Take a look…

TWO NEW COMEDY RELEASES!

Five Philosophy Comedies

Feel like really doubting your existence? Or rejecting free will?
Sure, go for it, why not?
What could possibly go wrong...

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A Tale of True Like

It's the tale of Snow White as you’ve never heard it before!
Also The Frog Prince, Little Red Riding Hood, Rumpelstiltskin and more…
… all entwined into one hilarious comedy.

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PREORDER NOW!

Murder in a Psychic Prison

Can Summer rescue her new boyfriend Cade from a secret prison for fellow psychics?
Only if she catches the real killer in time...

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The Wonder Springs Cozy Mystery Series

Her unique power is secret…

But she just got framed for murder.

Can Summer use her psychic gift to catch the real killer in time?

For blurbs and more info, see: Reading Order for the Wonder Springs Mystery Series


The “Murder Feels…” Cozy Mystery Series

This detective feels your pain.

A glider crashes in the Blue Ridge mountains. The cops call it an accident. But Mark knows it was murder.

Because he could feel it.

Meanwhile, Sergeant Gwen is sure he’s faking his “power”. If only she were right…

For blurbs and more info, see: Reading Order for the “Murder Feels…” Mystery Series


Or… would you prefer comedy?

Rich, Skinny, and Super Spiritual!

An Internet gazillionaire hides a desperate secret.
Also, his dolphin's missing.
And his only hope (and yours) is a zany crew of oddball bloggers.

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Five Philosophy Comedies

Feel like really doubting your existence? Or rejecting free will?
Sure, go for it, why not?
What could possibly go wrong...

Get It Now!

A Tale of True Like

It's the tale of Snow White as you’ve never heard it before!
Also The Frog Prince, Little Red Riding Hood, Rumpelstiltskin and more…
… all entwined into one hilarious comedy.

Get It Now!

Waiting for Perot
(And Other Goofy Comedies I Wrote in High School)

Love can be silly.
Get five hilarious short comedy pieces featuring star-crossed lovers in True Like, wandering innocent college DJs wanted by the European police, and other zany adventures.
Also, I wrote them in high school...

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Or love stories, perhaps?

Crags in the Sunset
(And Other Love Stories I Wrote in High School)

How far would you go for love?
Five sweet (but intense) stories of love and relationships.
Also, I wrote them in high school...

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Or for the kids in your life…

The Playground Queen

How do you win the game…
…when the queen makes all the rules?
Can Brian and his friends take back the playground from the tyranny of Queen Agatha?

Buy This Funny Kids' Book Now!


And if you’ve already read all those…

The Affair of the Hideous Vase

She's always hated it.
But now it's gone. Stolen.
The most hideous vase in the world.

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The Punctuality Machine
And Other Tales of Time Dysfunction

Will time travel save us all?
Ha.
This people will be lucky just to survive...

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… and there’s more to come!

Thanks again for stopping by! I’m excited to bring you more great stories in 2024.

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Happy reading!

[Bill Alive]

Bill Alive

P.S. I previously also wrote as “B.T. Alive”, but I’m switching everything to just the one name of “Bill Alive”. Life is short.

Recent posts from Bill's Super-Secret Blog...

TWO New Releases! A Tale of True Like AND Five Philosophy Comedies!

Fairy tale mash-ups, bonkers philosophers, and the weirdest first date EVER…

So... I Messed Up.

That campaign for my new cozy release? Turns out it’s ending in TWO weeks. Less, actually.

New Release and KICKSTARTER CAMPAIGN! Murder in a Psychic Prison!

Promise kept! Summer is FINALLY going to rescue her new boyfriend from a creepy secret prison for psychics! (Or is she?)