Comedy from Bill Alive!

I write a lot of comedy…

Rich, Skinny, and Super Spiritual!

An Internet gazillionaire hides a desperate secret.
Also, his dolphin's missing.
And his only hope (and yours) is a zany crew of oddball bloggers.

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“Elves” Rob Shoe Store

And More Silly News Satire From *The Fabricated Press*

If you love silly news satire with bizarre characters, gleefully incoherent asides, and a high, holy hatred of marketing in all its forms, this is one collection you won't want to miss.

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The Brave Little Mailman

(And Other Stories)

Sometimes, you just want to read some silly little stories.
Escape. Relax. Maybe even laugh.
Perhaps these five short tales may offer the solace you seek...

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Can Someone Who Knows They Exist Go Call the Police?

(A Romantic Comedy. With Philosophy.)

If you love screwball comedies with zany characters, glittering one-liners, and a greater quantity of philosophical hijinks than really ought to be legal, this is one date you won’t want to miss.

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Five Philosophy Comedies

Feel like really doubting your existence? Or rejecting free will?
Sure, go for it, why not?
What could possibly go wrong...

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A Tale of True Like

It's the tale of Snow White as you’ve never heard it before!
Also The Frog Prince, Little Red Riding Hood, Rumpelstiltskin and more…
… all entwined into one hilarious comedy.

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Waiting for Perot

(And Other Goofy Comedies I Wrote in High School)

Love can be silly.
Get five hilarious short comedy pieces featuring star-crossed lovers in True Like, wandering innocent college DJs wanted by the European police, and other zany adventures.
Also, I wrote them in high school...

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(Honestly, most of my mysteries are pretty funny too…)