Comedy from Bill Alive!
I write a lot of comedy…
Rich, Skinny, and Super Spiritual!
An Internet gazillionaire hides a desperate secret.
Also, his dolphin's missing.
And his only hope (and yours) is a zany crew of oddball bloggers.
Don't Dance on the Lobsters
A Modest Collection of Spoof TV Skits, Podcast Parody, and Further Minor Literary Crimes
If you love short, zany humor pieces, irreverent yet affectionate spoofs, and the kind of sketch comedy you might see on Saturday Night Live! or (once upon a time) The Muppet Show, you won’t want to miss DON’T DANCE ON THE LOBSTERS!
Don't Name Your Baby
A Modest Collection of Spoof Self-Help, Parody Short Stories, and Other Minor Literary Crimes
If you love short, zany humor pieces, unreliable narrators, and a reliable stream of jokes so dumb you have to laugh out loud, don’t miss DON’T NAME YOUR BABY!
“Elves” Rob Shoe Store
And More Silly News Satire From The Fabricated Press
If you love silly news satire with bizarre characters, gleefully incoherent asides, and a high, holy hatred of marketing in all its forms, this is one collection you won't want to miss.
The Brave Little Mailman
(And Other Stories)
Sometimes, you just want to read some silly little stories.
Escape. Relax. Maybe even laugh.
Perhaps these five short tales may offer the solace you seek...
Can Someone Who Knows They Exist Go Call the Police?
(A Romantic Comedy. With Philosophy.)
If you love screwball comedies with zany characters, glittering one-liners, and a greater quantity of philosophical hijinks than really ought to be legal, this is one date you won’t want to miss.
Five Philosophy Comedies
Feel like really doubting your existence? Or rejecting free will?
Sure, go for it, why not?
What could possibly go wrong...
A Tale of True Like
It's the tale of Snow White as you’ve never heard it before!
Also The Frog Prince, Little Red Riding Hood, Rumpelstiltskin and more…
… all entwined into one hilarious comedy.
Waiting for Perot
(And Other Goofy Comedies I Wrote in High School)
Love can be silly.
Get five hilarious short comedy pieces featuring star-crossed lovers in True Like, wandering innocent college DJs wanted by the European police, and other zany adventures.
Also, I wrote them in high school...
(Honestly, most of my mysteries are pretty funny too…)