Bill's Super Secret Blog!

Reading the novels isn’t enough? Don’t worry, I post updates…

New Release! 📚 The Legend of Snufflebutt: A Billionaire Vampire Romance

If only she could find a sweet, loving, totally loaded rich dude who DIDN’T look SUPER old… oh, wait…

New Release! 📚 The Mace, the Wizard, and the Robot Kitten

Some stories are better left unread…

New Release! 📚 Birthday Boy

What if we’d gotten time travel instead of the Internet?

New Release! 📚 Commute Killer

Teleports are finally on sale…

New Release! Don't Dance on the Lobsters! Plus... MY TWELVE-BOOK CHALLENGE IS COMPLETE! 🏆

With yet another whole BOOK full of short, delicious comedy, this epic 12-book challenge comes to an end… or is it a new beginning?

New Release! Don't Name Your Baby! (A Modest Collection of Spoof Self-Help, Parody Short Stories, and Other Minor Literary Crimes)

If you love short, zany humor pieces, unreliable narrators, and a reliable stream of jokes so dumb you have to laugh out loud, don’t miss Don’t Name Your Baby!