Punctuality Machine

Funny Quotes to Share from My New Release

These cards are pretty fun. :)

Note the sale price.

My new book, The Punctuality Machine, is on sale for 99 cents until next Thursday, Mar 7, so please make sure to share before then.

New Release! Time travel gone so wrong…

Time travel will fix it all!

Not.

These people will be lucky to survive…

Let’s face it. Why do we yearn to conquer time and space? Because we’re freaking desperate.