Bill's Super Secret Blog!

Reading the novels isn’t enough? Don’t worry, I post updates…

Site revamp for 2020!

TL;DR I wrote a LOT last year. This year, I also want to keep in touch. With readers like you. Which includes actually posting updates around here…

Funny Quotes to Share from My New Release

These cards are pretty fun. :) Note the sale price. My new book, The Punctuality Machine, is on sale for 99 cents until next Thursday, Mar 7, so please make sure to share before then.

New Release! Time travel gone so wrong…

Time travel will fix it all! Not. These people will be lucky to survive… Let’s face it. Why do we yearn to conquer time and space?

The Glider with the Corpse

Do you ever wonder where authors get their ideas? It seems to be a reader obsession. Stephen King got the question so often that at one point, whenever people asked, “So where do you get your ideas?

How to Make Murder Funny (Or Not) - Part 1

How do you make murder funny? Or do you? YOU MEAN IN REAL LIFE??? No! I mean stories. Murder mysteries. How do you take something as horrifying as murder and weave it into a story that’s actually fun?

What Would It REALLY Feel Like to Catch Murderers?

Can you imagine getting the chance to ACTUALLY hunt a murderer? Much less meeting a real empath? Someone who can really feel other people’s secret emotions and pain?