From acclaimed comedy writer BILL ALIVE, author of DON'T DANCE ON THE LOBSTERS, comes a short, sweet tale of young love and possible hair loss.
Lily and Ferdinand only just met two and a half hours ago. But they share so much in common. Surely love, true love, a magnificent love for the ages awaits!
Except for one little problem.
She knows.
The shameful, wretched truth that every man tries to hide…
A possibly touching, and definitely ridiculous, love story that explores how far some of us will go to protect our yearning hearts.