Acclaimed writer BILL ALIVE weaves wildly entertaining stories that smash across genres with reckless glee.

Dillon Ryan, a steadfast, ambitious college student, crams into a noisy bus headed south to Florida for spring break.

Rock-hard seats. Cloying perfumes. Too many chattering college kids packed into one little bus. Still, Dillon eagerly awaits a whole entire week of fresh ocean air and warm, sunny beaches.

Until a strange billboard looms outside the window. A grinning man sports gigantic, green-tinted googles.

A man whom Dillon meets all too soon.

If you love zany characters and goofy capers, with laugh-out-loud humor and hints of magical realism, don't miss this fantastic romp of a novel.