Welcome to your first weekly FREE READ FRIDAY!
I'm trying something new in 2021. Every week, I'm going to give you a free story of mine or selection from one of my books, right here on billalive.com.
But, there's a twist. After a week, this read will usually vanish.
(Generally into a book you can go buy for a few bucks. But still.)
So read this now, while you can…
And as for the read you missed here, you'll find it in full in this affordable, hilarious book:
Rich, Skinny, and SUPER Spiritual!
An Alexio Fairfax Collection
Hey, you're awesome!
And I'm Alexio Fairfax, Internet gazillionaire!!
Ready to spill my SUCCESS SECRETS for your TRANSFORMATION!!!
I used to be just like you… chained to a cubicle, living off deep-fried pigs' feet, and trying to fill the void by racking up credit card debt buying antique collectible rototillers I didn't really need. I was fat, I was broke, and I hadn't practiced my bassoon in months.
Then EVERYTHING CHANGED.
And I want to tell you how! Get ready to get RICH, SKINNY, and SUPER SPIRITUAL! All at once! In only 24 hours!! Wow!!!
DISCLAIMER: THIS BOOK IS A PARODY. IT IS NOT A REAL SELF-HELP BOOK.
DO NOT TRY ANY OF THIS AT HOME.
OR AT WORK. OR ESPECIALLY ON THE WING OF A MOVING AIRPLANE.
What?? Who put all that in? This book will change your life, and it came out spectacular, even though, sure, I was honestly a little distracted during the writing process, what with my beloved pet dolphin going missing and my income streams crashing and my ex-mentor/friendly competitor going all nemesis on me…
But all that drama is barely in here. This is almost entirely solid gold actionable content that you will not find anywhere else. (That, I guarantee.)
See for yourself! Even the free sample, the mere table of contents, will BLOW. YOUR. MIND.
Get it now.
🛒 BUY IT NOW: Rich, Skinny, and SUPER Spiritual!: An Alexio Fairfax Collection
Click that link to purchase this e-book on any major online bookstore.
📚 For the paperback edition, use that link to go to Amazon.