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Bill Alive
Bill Alive
Writer. Thinker. Goofball.
Jan 22, 2021 2 min read

Free Read Friday! 🎁 πŸ“• πŸŽ‰ Pretentious Poetry (With Photos!)

Self help poetry? Illustrated with incongruous stock photos? How is this even possible…

Welcome to your weekly FREE READ!

I'm trying something new in 2021. Every Friday, I'm going to give you a free story of mine or a selection from one of my books, right here on billalive.com.

But, there's a twist. After a week, this read will usually vanish.

(Generally into a book you can go buy for a few bucks. But still.)

So read this now, while you can...

UPDATE: This read is no longer available.

Alas! The week ended, and this free read has passed.

But you can get this week's free read right here:

Get This Week's FREE READ.

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Starring an Internet gazillionaire, a lost dolphin, and a desperate crew of oddball bloggers...

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