This Week: I Just Really Love These Silly Poems

We've spent the last several weeks featuring my upcoming self-help parody…

And now it's launched! Live on Amazon.

So next week, for our free read, we'll move on to a whole new book. I think you'll enjoy it…

But for now, here's one last zany selection. Once again, our esteemed "photojournalist-poet", Kengsley Beaumarchais, shares his wisdom in a potent mixture of beat poetry and possibly incongruous stock photography.

I'm not sure what you think of this, but I could laugh at this stuff all day. I might wind up doing a whole separate coffee table book just for Kengsley's poetry.

For now, though, we must satisfy ourselves with these brief glimpses of his towering, yet humble, genius…

Note: Kenglsey did not choose the title that accompanies this poem. Alexio, being a marketing guru, often chooses a new title when he publishes his friends' work. Got to get those clicks…

Hour 18! The WISDOM of Grass (A Poem That Has Something To Do With the Law of Attraction, I'm Pretty Sure!)

Guest Photo-Poem by Kengsley Beaumarchais

A woman looks out,

    and she thinks

the world is so

             gorgeous

             but I have to mow

    the lawn

  and there are so

        many

        rocks

maybe the dogs

will do it

again

        nice work, boys

     {persistence}

Kengsley Beaumarchais, photojournalist-poet, presently divides his time between Dubai, Newark, and an insufficiency of cats.

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