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Bill Alive
Bill Alive
Writer. Thinker. Goofball.
Feb 26, 2021 2 min read

Free Read Friday! 🎁 📕 🎉 More Pretentious Poetry (+ More Photos!)

Did you think that self-help poem a few weeks back was a one-off? Are you kidding? This is a GENRE.

Welcome to your weekly FREE READ!

I'm trying something new in 2021. Every Friday, you'll get a free story of mine or a selection from one of my books, right here on billalive.com.

But, there's a twist. After a week, this read will usually vanish.

(Generally into a book you can go buy for a few bucks. But still.)

So read this now, while you can...

UPDATE: This read is no longer available.

Alas! The week ended, and this free read has passed.

But you can get this week's free read right here:

Get This Week's FREE READ.

And as for the read you missed here, you'll find it in full in this affordable, hilarious book:

Rich, Skinny, and Super Spiritual!

An Internet gazillionaire hides a desperate secret.
Also, his dolphin's missing.
And his only hope (and yours) is a zany crew of oddball bloggers.

Get It Now!