Free Read Friday! 🎁 📕 🎉 More Pretentious Poetry (+ More Photos!)

Did you think that self-help poem a few weeks back was a one-off? Are you kidding? This is a GENRE.

UPDATE: This read is no longer available.

Alas! The week ended, and this free read has passed.

But you can get this week's free read right here:

And as for the read you missed here, you'll find it in full in this affordable, hilarious book:

An Internet gazillionaire hides a desperate secret.
Also, his dolphin's missing.
And his only hope (and yours) is a zany crew of oddball bloggers.