New Release! Don't Name Your Baby! (A Modest Collection of Spoof Self-Help, Parody Short Stories, and Other Minor Literary Crimes)

Hey! It’s Challenge Book #11 in my twelve-month publishing challenge, and once again, I’ve brought you a brand new release full of bite-size humor that’ll leave you hungry for more…

Don't Name Your Baby

A Modest Collection of Spoof Self-Help, Parody Short Stories, and Other Minor Literary Crimes

From acclaimed comedy writer and frequent breather BILL ALIVE (author of RICH, SKINNY, AND SUPER SPIRITUAL!) comes a mind-blowing new humor collection that is honestly pretty okay! Truly, we’ve seen worse!

You do love parody, right?

Good news. You’ve just found an entire book full.

In Don’t Name Your Baby, you’re in for a truly eclectic collection of short parody gems across many genres, including:

Jane Austen’s (curt) advice for finding a modern husband.
A children’s book that teaches kids the essential skill of how to talk to rocks.
A fairy tale where the harried fairy nearly loses his mind trying to grant an insufferable kid his wish.
A billionaire romance starring a vampire. (Don’t worry, it’s short.) (The story, not the vampire.)
Wealth-building tips from a malfunctioning AI book generator, FastBooksAI. (What could go wrong?)

… and much, much more.

If you love short, zany humor pieces, unreliable narrators, and a reliable stream of jokes so dumb you have to laugh out loud, don’t miss Don’t Name Your Baby!

Get it now.

One-click DON’T NAME YOUR BABY now!

YOU DID NAME YOUR KIDS, RIGHT?

Yes.

JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE.

I promise.

OKAY, OKAY! DON’T TAKE IT PERSONALLY. IT’S JUST, YOU NEVER KNOW, WITH COMEDY WRITERS…

Fair enough.

But don’t worry. It’s all parody. You’ll see.

YEAH, I GUESS I’D BETTER… OR MAYBE I SHOULD GIVE IT TO MY PREGNANT FRIEND WHO’S EXPECTING? IS THIS A GOOD GIFT FOR A BABY SHOWER?

Depends on the friend. Maybe you should read it first.

WILL DO!

Fantastic!

And next time, I’ll bring you the final book in this twelve-book challenge, Challenge Book #12!

FOR REAL? YOU PUBLISHED ALL TWELVE BOOKS IN TWELVE MONTHS?

You’ll see…

Happy reading!

Bill Alive

P.S. Once more, here’s the link to that new comedy collection: DON’T NAME YOUR BABY. Enjoy! 📖 🎉 😉