New Release! 📚 The Legend of Snufflebutt: A Billionaire Vampire Romance

From the festive mind of BILL ALIVE, the acclaimed author of DON'T DANCE ON THE LOBSTERS, comes a short, hilarious romance parody that will leave you howling for more…

Sprinkle is fed up with working three side hustles just to scrape by. She’s ready to settle down with some sweet, loving, handsome guy who’s also totally loaded.

The problem? Rich dudes tend to be super old.

There must be some guys out there who are both fabulously wealthy and at least don’t look more than, say thirty-five or so. Right? Right?

Oh, wait…

Vampires.

If you love short, laugh-out-loud parodies and goofy, lovable storytellers, you’re in for a delectable treat.

🛒 BUY IT NOW: The Legend of Snufflebutt: A Billionaire Vampire Romance: (Actually, A Parody Short Story)

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From acclaimed comedy writer and frequent breather BILL ALIVE (author of RICH, SKINNY, AND SUPER SPIRITUAL!) comes a mind-blowing new humor collection that is honestly pretty okay! Truly, we've seen worse!

You do love parody, right?

Parody is that special flavor of comedy where, beneath all the surface humor, there's always that extra layer of riffing on the target genre.

And you've just found an entire book full.

In Don't Name Your Baby, you're in for a truly eclectic collection of short parody gems across many genres, including:

• Jane Austen's (curt) advice for finding a modern husband.
• A children's book that teaches kids the essential skill of how to talk to rocks.
• A fairy tale where the harried fairy nearly loses his mind trying to grant an insufferable kid his wish.
• A billionaire romance starring a vampire. (Don't worry, it's short.) (The story, not the vampire.)
• Wealth-building tips from a malfunctioning AI book generator, FastBooksAI. (What could go wrong?)

… and much, much more.

If you love short, zany humor pieces, unreliable narrators, and a reliable stream of jokes so dumb you have to laugh out loud, don't miss Don't Name Your Baby!

🛒 PREORDER NOW: Don't Name Your Baby: A Modest Collection of Spoof Self-Help, Parody Short Stories, and Other Minor Literary Crimes

Click that link to preorder this e-book on any major online bookstore.

📚 For the paperback edition, use that link to go to Amazon.