New Release! 📚 No Man's Hair Is His Own

From acclaimed comedy writer BILL ALIVE, author of DON'T DANCE ON THE LOBSTERS, comes a short, sweet tale of young love and possible hair loss.

Lily and Ferdinand only just met two and a half hours ago. But they share so much in common. Surely love, true love, a magnificent love for the ages awaits!

Except for one little problem.

She knows.

The shameful, wretched truth that every man tries to hide…

A possibly touching, and definitely ridiculous, love story that explores how far some of us will go to protect our yearning hearts.

🛒 BUY IT NOW: No Man's Hair Is His Own: A Sweet Little Story of Love and (Hair) Loss

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Sometimes, you just want to read some silly little stories.

Escape. Relax. Maybe even laugh.

Could this be you, Gentle Reader? Are you, in fact, hankering for a sweet literary refreshment? The prose equivalent of a mini-vacation, complete with tasty snacks?

Perhaps these five short tales may offer the solace you seek…

• In "Bernard, the Incurable Entrepreneur," the risk-averse Al Oates meets Bernard, a more-than-usually bonkers entrepreneur with an urgent need for cash. Don't worry, though, Bernard has a brilliant plan. And they'll both probably survive.
• In "No Man's Hair Is His Own," star-crossed new lovers Lily and Ferdinand must confront some deep-seated beliefs (well, just one, really), along with some scheming relatives, if they're ever going to find true love.
• In "Mr. Granlaw and the Banana," a stock literary character decides he's sick and tired of spouting fatherly wisdom, having midlife crises, and falling in love with his wife all over again. His solution may surprise you.
• In "A Third Chance", Barry (age 37) finds himself reliving the biggest missed opportunity of his entire life—back in high school. Will he seize this last chance to set things right? Or… not?
• Finally, Ed Furl is "The Brave Little Mailman", a simple country postal worker who's determined to deliver one hand-addressed blue envelope to the daughter of a billionaire… no matter what wild and treacherous perils may await.

If you love goofy (yet earnest) characters, zany situations, and the occasional (okay, frequent) sweet romance along the way, this fun collection is the gem you've been hunting for.

🛒 PREORDER NOW: The Brave Little Mailman: (And Other Stories)

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