New Comedy Novel! 📚 Welcome to Buckeyburg

If you like my comedy, you’re going to love this novel. And man, it’s been a long time coming…

Welcome to Buckeyburg!

A Dillon Ryan Novel

Acclaimed writer BILL ALIVE weaves wildly entertaining stories that smash across genres with reckless glee.

Dillon Ryan, a steadfast, ambitious college student, crams into a noisy bus headed south to Florida for spring break.

Rock-hard seats. Cloying perfumes. Too many chattering college kids packed into one little bus. Still, Dillon eagerly awaits a whole entire week of fresh ocean air and warm, sunny beaches.

Until a strange billboard looms outside the window. A grinning man sports gigantic, green-tinted googles.

A man whom Dillon meets all too soon.

If you love zany characters and goofy capers, with laugh-out-loud humor and hints of magical realism, don't miss this fantastic romp of a novel.

🛒 PREORDER NOW: Welcome to Buckeyburg!: A Dillon Ryan Novel

Click that link to preorder this e-book on any major online bookstore. Releasing in July 2026.

📚 For the paperback edition, use that link to go to Amazon.

WAIT, DID THAT SAY PREORDER?

It did! For these next few novels coming out, they’ll be available for preorder first.

OH NO! BUT I HATE WAITING!!

I know, me too. I hear you. But here’s the thing. Let me let you in on a couple little secrets…

OOOH! SECRETS…

If you’re a bundle sort of person, you’ll definitely be able to get this book in a comedy bundle coming very soon (also to preorder).
If you’re a Kickstarter sort of person, you might be able to get this book early, before the official release. Along with a ton of other fantastic comedy rewards.

For now, I’m saying might on that, because I haven’t nailed down the Kickstarter plan just yet. So if you like Kickstarters, write me and let me know—I’d love to hear what you love (and loathe) about Kickstarter campaigns.

On the other hand, if you just like to keep things simple, go ahead and preorder this standalone comedy novel right now. In due time, your copy will magically appear… probably as a delightful surprise, just when you can really use the lift.

Either way, thank you for checking out this upcoming release! See you next week, and happy reading!

Bill Alive