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Bill Alive
Bill Alive
Writer. Thinker. Goofball.
Apr 16, 2026 2 min read

New Release! 📚 Wild, WILD Wealth! A Totally Real Self-Help Book Starring Alexio Fairfax, Internet Gazillionaire!

An Internet gazillionaire flees massive debts, living on the run in his personal yacht.
But he can still offer weapons-grade wealth-building wisdom, just for you!
(Or at least, try to prompt a demented AI chatbot to write this book for him…)

Hey! This week, a long-awaited sequel to my self-help parody, Rich, Skinny, and SUPER Spiritual, arrives at last…

Wild, WILD Wealth!

A Totally Real Self-Help Book Starring Alexio Fairfax, Internet Gazillionaire!

Acclaimed comedy writer BILL ALIVE, author of RICH, SKINNY, AND SUPER SPIRITUAL, brings you an all-new, wildly entertaining and satirical adventure starring ALEXIO FAIRFAX (Internet gazillionaire!) and his motley crew of would-be bloggers…

Are you looking for a totally real self-help book, that will show you the secrets to amassing FANTASTIC wealth? As told by a stunningly successful Internet gazillionaire?

Well, guess what, you found it! This book, right here!

Because just as soon as he can get this stupid new chatbot to work, mega-successful entrepreneur ALEXIO FAIRFAX will one hundred percent pump out the BEST WEALTH BOOK EVER, with just the teeniest bit of assistance from whatever this new AI app thing is called.

And then we can sell a gazillion copies, and pay off all the legal debts, and keep the yacht—heck, maybe even dock somewhere, like, without getting arrested—

This will be so awesome! Just got to write this thing!

Oh wait… if you're reading this, it's the blurb, which means… the book's already all written, and ready to go!

Awesome!

Let's see how it turned out…

NOTE: NO "AI" CHATBOTS WERE ACTUALLY USED IN THE PRODUCTION OF THIS SATIRICAL PARODY. NOT EVEN A LITTLE. WHY WOULD WE? OUR FAKE AI IS WAY FUNNIER.

đź›’ PREORDER NOW: Wild, WILD Wealth!: A Totally Real Self-Help Book Starring Alexio Fairfax, Internet Gazillionaire!

Click that link to preorder this e-book on any major online bookstore.

No paperback edition is available yet.


You might remember Alexio from the original parody…

Rich, Skinny, and SUPER Spiritual!

Transform your ENTIRE LIFE In Just 24 HOURS!! For Real!!!

An Internet gazillionaire hides a desperate secret.
Also, his dolphin's missing.
And his only hope (and yours) is a zany crew of oddball bloggers.


I had so much fun writing that first book, and I had a ton of fun writing this sequel too. If you enjoy oddball parody (along with heavy doses of dry satire), you’re going to love Wild, WILD Wealth!

You can preorder this new, full-length comedy adventure right now, or you can wait and check out that upcoming comedy Kickstarter I keep mentioning. Right now, I’m looking at maybe June for that, but I’ll let you know when I decide for sure.

Thanks for checking out this new release! Happy reading!

[Bill Alive]

Bill Alive