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Free Read Friday! 🎁 πŸ“• πŸŽ‰ The Secret to Attracting the Dolphin You Deserve!

You can solve ANY problem with the "Law of Attraction"! Even a missing dolphin…

Free Read Friday! 🎁 πŸ“• πŸŽ‰ Meet Clueless.

If only real interviewers were this accidentally honest…

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Free Read Friday! 🎁 πŸ“• πŸŽ‰ Don't Buy This Watch...

Tired of fawning interviews with tech titans? And Amazon reviews that sound slightly deranged? You're going to love this…

Free Read Friday! 🎁 πŸ“• πŸŽ‰ Pretentious Poetry (With Photos!)

Self help poetry? Illustrated with incongruous stock photos? How is this even possible…

Free Read Friday! 🎁 πŸ“• πŸŽ‰ 8 Crazy Tricks to LOSE WEIGHT Without Diets, Exercise, or Gross Protein Shakes!

Stop trying so hard! Losing weight is SUPER EASY, with these amazing tricks from no-diet diva Sparkle Vane…