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I helped write a movie! 😮 🎥 🏆 [Watch it free]

Hi ! So, I know it’s been awhile. But I’ve been writing hard. Writing you an all-new funny mystery series. New zany characters, new cozy little town in country Virginia, new psychic powers… you’re going to love this.

New Release! The Affair of the Hideous Vase

Hi ! My new funny mystery is now free live on Amazon! [UPDATE: Alas, the free launch promo has ended. Sign up for my newsletter to get future launch discounts.

Site revamp for 2020!

TL;DR I wrote a LOT last year. This year, I also want to keep in touch. With readers like you. Which includes actually posting updates around here…

Funny Quotes to Share from My New Release

These cards are pretty fun. :) Note the sale price. My new book, The Punctuality Machine, is on sale for 99 cents until next Thursday, Mar 7, so please make sure to share before then.

New Release! Time travel gone so wrong…

Time travel will fix it all! Not. These people will be lucky to survive… .cover-box.left { text-align: left; } Let’s face it.

The Glider with the Corpse

Do you ever wonder where authors get their ideas? It seems to be a reader obsession. Stephen King got the question so often that at one point, whenever people asked, “So where do you get your ideas?