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Free Read Friday! 🎁 πŸ“• πŸŽ‰ A New Year, A New Self-Help Parody...

Are you already nauseated by a million self-help articles swarming the New Year? Imagine a new self-help parody, starring an Internet gazillionaire, a lost dolphin, and a desperate crew of oddball bloggers…

Funny cozy paperbacks SALE (+ I get personal...) ❀ πŸ“• πŸ“— πŸ“˜ πŸ“’

Paperbacks! A new comedy book! And my surprising personal take on Trump…

Want a free funny parody?

Hey! It’s Bill Alive, and I’ve got another short funny piece for you to enjoy. These days, we can all use a laugh, right? Best of all, it’s totally free.

Is There a Hobo in Your Attic?

Is there a hobo in your attic? Is your 401(k) plan worth less than it was five minutes ago? Are any of your friends mocking you right now?

Free Short Story: The Mace, the Wizard, and the Robot Kitten

Enjoy this FREE funny short story! It’s a parody fantasy, whimsical and ridiculous… but it also might give you a rare glimpse into what it FEELS like to be a writer.

Want a free funny fantasy story? Plus a pretty flower, even.

Hey! It’s Bill Alive, your Friendly Neighborhood Reclusive Comedy Mystery Writer. I have a sweet free story for you below, but first… How are you holding up?