New Release! 'Elves' Rob Shoe Store (And More Silly News Satire From The Fabricated Press)

Hey! It’s Challenge Book #10 in my twelve-month publishing challenge, and this time around, I’ve got a fresh batch of short comedy for you from a whole different angle…

“Elves” Rob Shoe Store

And More Silly News Satire From The Fabricated Press

A shoe store theft by “elves” claiming they came to “help”.

A used car commercial that accidentally wins a film festival.

And new, unbiased research that reveals how the secret to happiness and success may actually be… highlighters.

These are just a few of the amazing news pieces you’ll read in this new collection of the best articles and interviews from The Fabricated Press.

Never heard of The Fabricated Press? Most people haven’t, in part because it doesn’t exist. All this stuff was made up.

But that’s no reason you shouldn’t consume this awesome content! You’ll meet:

Robert Slab, the celebrated Cubicle Designer
Herbie Glays, an insomniac who gets paid to read other people’s warranties
The friendly, hard-working folk at the Milwaukee First Church of Mammon…

… and more! You’ll attend the Annual Convocation of Hypocrites, hear about the latest life-changing studies from the University of Quibbleton, and find out why a new pill may finally promise relief from car trouble.

If you love silly news satire with bizarre characters, gleefully incoherent asides, and a high, holy hatred of marketing in all its forms, this is one collection you won’t want to miss.

Get it now.

One-click “ELVES” ROB SHOE STORE now!

WOW… MORE COMEDY, HUH?

Yep!

ARE THE LAST TWO BOOKS IN THIS TWELVE-BOOK CHALLENGE GOING TO BE COMEDY, TOO?

Yep!

SO ARE YOU JUST GOING TO KEEP WRITING COMEDY FOREVER?

Nope!

YAY!

Really?

I MEAN… NO OFFENSE… I JUST LIKE YOUR MYSTERIES AND SERIOUS STUFF TOO…

Me too! Don’t worry, I’ve got new books in other genres in the pipeline. Most of them just need covers… and a slot in my publishing schedule.

GOLLY! HOW DO YOU PUBLISH SO MANY BOOKS?

That’s nice of you to say, but you should see some of the other writers out there… just looking at their recent releases makes me tired.

BUT STILL! I FEEL LIKE YOU NEVER USED TO PUBLISH THIS FAST!

That’s true, this is new for me. So far, I’m loving it.

Remember, I’m not actually writing a whole new book every month. I had this whole backlog of good stuff that I hadn’t gotten around to publishing, mainly because I was focused on releasing the mysteries.

Once I catch up on this backlog (including the new books I’ve been writing lately), I expect to settle into a rhythm of maybe four new books a year. It would still be fun to publish something every month, even if it’s just a short story, but we’ll see how it goes.

“FUN” TO PUBLISH SOMETHING? PUBLISHING IS FUN?

It is! You should try it!

And it feels pretty great to watch this cover wall grow…

Anyhow, see you next time with Challenge Book #11! Happy reading!

Bill Alive

P.S. And here’s the obligatory postscript link to that new release, in case your scrollbar’s broken (hey, it happens): “ELVES” ROB SHOE STORE. 📖 🎉 😉