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Free Read Friday! 🎁 📕 🎉 A New Year, A New Self-Help Parody...

Are you already nauseated by a million self-help articles swarming the New Year? Imagine a new self-help parody, starring an Internet gazillionaire, a lost dolphin, and a desperate crew of oddball bloggers…

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Paperbacks! A new comedy book! And my surprising personal take on Trump…

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These days, we can all use a laugh, right?

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Is There a Hobo in Your Attic?

Is there a hobo in your attic?

Is your 401(k) plan worth less than it was five minutes ago?

Are any of your friends mocking you right now?

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I have a sweet free story for you below, but first…

How are you holding up?

My family and I are quite blessed; we live out in the country, and so in some ways our shared life over these last few weeks has been surreal in its normality.