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Have you ever signed up for a "free email course" that turned out to be overpriced?

Free Read Friday! 🎁 📕 🎉 Don't Buy This Watch...

Tired of fawning interviews with tech titans? And Amazon reviews that sound slightly deranged? You're going to love this…

Free Read Friday! 🎁 📕 🎉 Pretentious Poetry (With Photos!)

Self help poetry? Illustrated with incongruous stock photos? How is this even possible…

Free Read Friday! 🎁 📕 🎉 8 Crazy Tricks to LOSE WEIGHT Without Diets, Exercise, or Gross Protein Shakes!

Stop trying so hard! Losing weight is SUPER EASY, with these amazing tricks from no-diet diva Sparkle Vane…

Free Read Friday! 🎁 📕 🎉 A New Year, A New Self-Help Parody...

Are you already nauseated by a million self-help articles swarming the New Year? Imagine a new self-help parody, starring an Internet gazillionaire, a lost dolphin, and a desperate crew of oddball bloggers…

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Paperbacks! A new comedy book! And my surprising personal take on Trump…