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Free Read Friday! 🎁 📕 🎉 Meet Clueless.

If only real interviewers were this accidentally honest…

Feb 12, 2021 - 1 min read

Free Read Friday! 🎁 📕 🎉 Unsubscribe NOW...

Have you ever signed up for a "free email course" that turned out to be overpriced?

Feb 5, 2021 - 1 min read

Free Read Friday! 🎁 📕 🎉 Don't Buy This Watch...

Tired of fawning interviews with tech titans? And Amazon reviews that sound slightly deranged? You're going to love this…

Jan 29, 2021 - 1 min read

Free Read Friday! 🎁 📕 🎉 Pretentious Poetry (With Photos!)

Self help poetry? Illustrated with incongruous stock photos? How is this even possible…

Jan 22, 2021 - 1 min read

Free Read Friday! 🎁 📕 🎉 8 Crazy Tricks to LOSE WEIGHT Without Diets, Exercise, or Gross Protein Shakes!

Stop trying so hard! Losing weight is SUPER EASY, with these amazing tricks from no-diet diva Sparkle Vane…

Jan 15, 2021 - 1 min read

Free Read Friday! 🎁 📕 🎉 A New Year, A New Self-Help Parody...

Are you already nauseated by a million self-help articles swarming the New Year? Imagine a new self-help parody, starring an Internet gazillionaire, a lost dolphin, and a desperate crew of oddball bloggers…

Jan 8, 2021 - 1 min read