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Free Read Friday! 🎁 📕 🎉 More Pretentious Poetry (+ More Photos!)

Did you think that self-help poem a few weeks back was a one-off? Are you kidding? This is a GENRE.

Feb 26, 2021 - 1 min read

Free Read Friday! 🎁 📕 🎉 The Secret to Attracting the Dolphin You Deserve!

You can solve ANY problem with the "Law of Attraction"! Even a missing dolphin…

Feb 19, 2021 - 1 min read

Free Read Friday! 🎁 📕 🎉 Meet Clueless.

If only real interviewers were this accidentally honest…

Feb 12, 2021 - 1 min read

Free Read Friday! 🎁 📕 🎉 Unsubscribe NOW...

Have you ever signed up for a "free email course" that turned out to be overpriced?

Feb 5, 2021 - 1 min read

Free Read Friday! 🎁 📕 🎉 Don't Buy This Watch...

Tired of fawning interviews with tech titans? And Amazon reviews that sound slightly deranged? You're going to love this…

Jan 29, 2021 - 1 min read

Free Read Friday! 🎁 📕 🎉 Pretentious Poetry (With Photos!)

Self help poetry? Illustrated with incongruous stock photos? How is this even possible…

Jan 22, 2021 - 1 min read