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Reading the novels isn’t enough? Don’t worry, I post updates…

Free Read Friday! 🎁 📕 🎉 8 Crazy Tricks to LOSE WEIGHT Without Diets, Exercise, or Gross Protein Shakes!

Stop trying so hard! Losing weight is SUPER EASY, with these amazing tricks from no-diet diva Sparkle Vane…

Free Read Friday! 🎁 📕 🎉 A New Year, A New Self-Help Parody...

Are you already nauseated by a million self-help articles swarming the New Year? Imagine a new self-help parody, starring an Internet gazillionaire, a lost dolphin, and a desperate crew of oddball bloggers…

Funny cozy paperbacks SALE (+ I get personal...) ❤ 📕 📗 📘 📒

Paperbacks! A new comedy book! And my surprising personal take on Trump…

Want a free funny parody?

Hey! It’s Bill Alive, and I’ve got another short funny piece for you to enjoy.

These days, we can all use a laugh, right?

Best of all, it’s totally free.

Is There a Hobo in Your Attic?

Is there a hobo in your attic?

Is your 401(k) plan worth less than it was five minutes ago?

Are any of your friends mocking you right now?

Free Short Story: The Mace, the Wizard, and the Robot Kitten

Enjoy this FREE funny short story! It’s a parody fantasy, whimsical and ridiculous… but it also might give you a rare glimpse into what it FEELS like to be a writer.