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Reading the novels isn’t enough? Don’t worry, I post updates…
Free Read Friday! 🎁 📕 🎉 8 Crazy Tricks to LOSE WEIGHT Without Diets, Exercise, or Gross Protein Shakes!
Stop trying so hard! Losing weight is SUPER EASY, with these amazing tricks from no-diet diva Sparkle Vane…
Free Read Friday! 🎁 📕 🎉 A New Year, A New Self-Help Parody...
Are you already nauseated by a million self-help articles swarming the New Year? Imagine a new self-help parody, starring an Internet gazillionaire, a lost dolphin, and a desperate crew of oddball bloggers…
Funny cozy paperbacks SALE (+ I get personal...) ❤ 📕 📗 📘 📒
Paperbacks! A new comedy book! And my surprising personal take on Trump…
Want a free funny parody?
Hey! It’s Bill Alive, and I’ve got another short funny piece for you to enjoy.
These days, we can all use a laugh, right?
Best of all, it’s totally free.
Is There a Hobo in Your Attic?
Is there a hobo in your attic?
Is your 401(k) plan worth less than it was five minutes ago?
Are any of your friends mocking you right now?
Free Short Story: The Mace, the Wizard, and the Robot Kitten
Enjoy this FREE funny short story! It’s a parody fantasy, whimsical and ridiculous… but it also might give you a rare glimpse into what it FEELS like to be a writer.