Books

New Release! Waiting for Perot (And Other Goofy Comedies I Wrote in High School)

Love can be silly… in these five hilarious stories from Bill Alive, newly released for the first time…

New Release! Crags in the Sunset (And Other Love Stories I Wrote in High School)

How far would you go for love? Five intense stories of love and relationships, now revealed for the first time…

Quick Question Re: Cozy Mysteries

Which would YOU prefer…?

New Cozy Release! MURDER FEELS DEADLY is now ready for you to read!

He doesn’t know he has a secret power… until he feels a murder.

New Release! The Affair of the Hideous Vase

Hi ! My new funny mystery is now free live on Amazon!

[UPDATE: Alas, the free launch promo has ended. Sign up for my newsletter to get future launch discounts.]

Funny Quotes to Share from My New Release

These cards are pretty fun. :)

Note the sale price.

My new book, The Punctuality Machine, is on sale for 99 cents until next Thursday, Mar 7, so please make sure to share before then.