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Bill Alive
Bill Alive
Writer. Thinker. Goofball.
Feb 28, 2019 1 min read

Funny Quotes to Share from My New Release

These cards are pretty fun. :)

Note the sale price.

My new book, The Punctuality Machine, is on sale for 99 cents until next Thursday, Mar 7, so please make sure to share before then.

These cards are pretty fun. :)

Note the sale price.

My new book, The Punctuality Machine, is on sale for 99 cents until next Thursday, Mar 7, so please make sure to share before then.

Please remember to include the link to the book when you share a quote:

If in doubt, use this link:

Amazon US
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07PBXXHJB

For non-US links:

Amazon UK
https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B07PBXXHJB
Amazon Canada
https://www.amazon.ca/dp/B07PBXXHJB
Amazon Australia
https://www.amazon.com.au/dp/B07PBXXHJB
Amazon India
https://www.amazon.in/dp/B07PBXXHJB

More cards for you to choose from

One more time…

The Punctuality Machine is currently 99 cents at:

Amazon US | Amazon UK | Amazon CA | Amazon AU | Amazon IN

Thanks so much for spreading the word!

These first few days can be a huge boost.

If you share it, send me a link, I’d love to thank you. :)

Happy reading!