Bill's Super Secret Blog!

Reading the novels isn’t enough? Don’t worry, I post updates…

Exciting Plans! And a Quick Favor, With NO Butterscotch...

To make this long-awaited book launch truly spectacular, I need YOUR help…

You Have to Hear This! You'll Be So Excited! (At Least, I Am!)

I’m bouncing off the walls! But I also want to crawl into bed. At least, that’s what I WOULD do … if I HAD a bed…

You Can't Read Just One of These Hilarious CRAZY LAWS

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: If you currently reside in the U.S.A., you should CONSULT THIS CHART IMMEDIATELY. You could be in SERIOUS LEGAL JEOPARDY and NOT EVEN KNOW…

You Won't Believe This Is Actually Illegal

Only in Virginia, though. In Maryland, it’s totally fine. I’m serious.

The Magical Anti-Nagging Kid Trick

Or, why authors who hate selling are cheating the whole world.

Could Free Novels Make You Look Fantastic?

You might assume your savvy reader friends know all about these book giveaways, but … can you really be sure? You might save someone’s sanity today…