Bill's Super Secret Blog!

Reading the novels isn’t enough? Don’t worry, I post updates…

You Can't Read Just One of These Hilarious CRAZY LAWS

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: If you currently reside in the U.S.A., you should CONSULT THIS CHART IMMEDIATELY. You could be in SERIOUS LEGAL JEOPARDY and NOT EVEN KNOW…

You Won't Believe This Is Actually Illegal

Only in Virginia, though. In Maryland, it’s totally fine. I’m serious.

The Magical Anti-Nagging Kid Trick

Or, why authors who hate selling are cheating the whole world.

Could Free Novels Make You Look Fantastic?

You might assume your savvy reader friends know all about these book giveaways, but … can you really be sure? You might save someone’s sanity today…

Warning! New Writers Get This Secret Exactly Wrong...

As I write, each chapter tracks its own separate word count. I watch that count with cautious dread…but not for the reason you think…

Sneak Attack! Everything We Know on This Is Wrong...

Turns out, there’s this crucial storytelling issue where everything we think we “know” is wrong. And for real, this ignorance could get you killed.