Bill's Super Secret Blog!

Reading the novels isn’t enough? Don’t worry, I post updates…

Site revamp for 2020!

TL;DR I wrote a LOT last year. This year, I also want to keep in touch. With readers like you. Which includes actually posting updates around here…

Funny Quotes to Share from My New Release

These cards are pretty fun. :)

Note the sale price.

My new book, The Punctuality Machine, is on sale for 99 cents until next Thursday, Mar 7, so please make sure to share before then.

New Release! Time travel gone so wrong…

The Punctuality Machine… And Other Tales of Time Dysfunction

The Glider with the Corpse

Where do authors get their ideas? You might be sorry you asked… (Plus an update on MURDER FEELS CRAZY…)

How to Make Murder Funny (Or Not) - Part 1

How do you make murder funny? Or do you?

YOU MEAN IN REAL LIFE???

No! I mean stories. Murder mysteries.

How do you take something as horrifying as murder and weave it into a story that’s actually fun? Much less funny?

What Would It REALLY Feel Like to Catch Murderers?

Can you imagine getting the chance to ACTUALLY hunt a murderer?

Much less meeting a real empath? Someone who can really feel other people’s secret emotions and pain?