Want a free funny fantasy story? Plus a pretty flower, even.

Hey! It’s Bill Alive, your Friendly Neighborhood Reclusive Comedy Mystery Writer.

I have a sweet free story for you below, but first…

How are you holding up?

My family and I are quite blessed; we live out in the country, and so in some ways our shared life over these last few weeks has been surreal in its normality.

Reading Order for the Wonder Springs Mystery Series

Ready to read the paranormal mystery adventures of Summer Sassafras and her family of secret psychics in lovely Wonder Springs, Virgina? Here’s the preferred reading order for this series.

Reading Order for the Mark Falcon Mystery Series

Ready to read the paranormal mystery adventures of Mark Falcon, the Empath Detective, as told by his excitable sidekick, Pete? Here’s the preferred reading order for this series.

A Cozy Sleuth Speaks Out on Chocolate 🍫

So, my wife Beth thought this might make you laugh.

At least, she loved it. It’s a snippet from my new funny cozy mystery.

And here in the U.S., it seems uncannily fitting as we all gear up for the Thanksgiving food-a-thon…

New Release! Is Her Best Friend a Killer? [Read My New Funny Cozy!] 📕 🎉

What if your best friend was accused of murder?

And even though she was usually the kindest, sweetest person you knew (not to mention an empath)…

I helped write a movie! 😮 🎥 🏆 [Watch it free]

Hi !

So, I know it’s been awhile.

But I’ve been writing hard.

Writing you an all-new funny mystery series.

New zany characters, new cozy little town in country Virginia, new psychic powers… you’re going to love this.