Bill's Super Secret Blog!

Reading the novels isn’t enough? Don’t worry, I post updates…

What Would It REALLY Feel Like to Catch Murderers?

Can you imagine getting the chance to ACTUALLY hunt a murderer?

Much less meeting a real empath? Someone who can really feel other people’s secret emotions and pain?

Exciting Plans! And a Quick Favor, With NO Butterscotch...

To make this long-awaited book launch truly spectacular, I need YOUR help…

You Have to Hear This! You'll Be So Excited! (At Least, I Am!)

I’m bouncing off the walls! But I also want to crawl into bed. At least, that’s what I WOULD do … if I HAD a bed…

You Can't Read Just One of These Hilarious CRAZY LAWS

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: If you currently reside in the U.S.A., you should CONSULT THIS CHART IMMEDIATELY. You could be in SERIOUS LEGAL JEOPARDY and NOT EVEN KNOW…

You Won't Believe This Is Actually Illegal

Only in Virginia, though. In Maryland, it’s totally fine. I’m serious.

The Magical Anti-Nagging Kid Trick

Or, why authors who hate selling are cheating the whole world.